today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
My friend found these in tescos
Clearly there’s a supernatural fan in our midst
YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
yes but today is not that day