slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

fuckingblacksabbath:

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out